*yay* I have ONE more day of work before I can finally go for a two day break. ONE..ONE! ONE.. *cackles hysterically* ONE!!

Just spent the last few hours Simming. My Sims have all reached the pinnacles of their respective simcareer paths. I have nothing else for them in their aimless simlife.

Every Sim is a family friend to all other Sims. (Come on, that's a bloody incredible feat!) Every time any family holds a party, the whole neighbourhood turns up. A simpolicewoman then appears and tries to break up the party on account of the neighbours complaining. Which is strange, considering all the neighbours are at the party anyway!

The simrepairman electrocuted himself while changing a lightbulb by the indoor pool and died. So thanks to that little mishap, the whole simneighbourhood is serviced by a ghostly apparition of a repairman. (The urn containing his ashes lie in a little island in the middle of one of the simfamily's outdoor pool.) I had to isolate it as my Sims kept going up to the urn and spent HOURS mourning.)

Every household is a seething mass of love polygonals. Everyday is like a soap opera, everyone falls in love with each other, married, male, female...does it matter? And the flirting that goes on! And the sneaking about behind closed doors.. Not to mention the fact that PRESENTS are used as a quick and sure way of buying someone's favour. Of course there's always the slapping, when adulterous sims are caught in the act.

Every piece of furniture is the best simmoney can buy. The most comfortable, the most stylish. Every electrical appliance is the top of the line, the most exciting, the most advanced.

What else is there left? Mail me if you can help.