Days of Our Lives is SO aggravating to watch. Yet I keep watching it NIGHT after NIGHT. Why??

In today's episode!
Stefano kidnaped Marlena (again) and brought her to France. Kristen knows where Marlena is, but refuses to tell her fiance, John (Marlena's ex-husband) who is looking frantically for her. Rachel, Kristen's mother finds out that Marlena is in France when she walks in on Kristen talking to herself. Stefano professes his love to Marlena and asks for 'one night of love' in exchange for her freedom. Franco has been attacking women all over Salem but is never found out because he wears BLUE contact lenses when doing so.John uses a pair of special goggles that allows him to see Marlena's cell and finds out that she agrees to Stefano's request.

*bleah*

In this show, everyone talks to themselves. OUT LOUD. Evil schemes and dastardly secrets are all uncovered by people walking in on idiots who think out loud. When confronted with problems, no couple ever talks. They jump to conclusions based on what they hear and talk to everyone else. When someone sneaks about doing sneaky stuff, you can be sure SOMEONE will see him. When someone is framed for a crime, you can be sure NO ONE gives him an alibi clearing him. EXCEPT for one person, who is mad, his enemy or lost his memory.

(*sob* MY CAR!!)