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Friday, March 15, 2002

Ice Age vs Shrek

Scrat the Squirrel vs Gingerbread Man
for comic relief.
Manfred the Mammoth vs Shrek the Ogre
The Hero, gruff and solitary, was minding his own business till he stumbles upon
Sid the Sloth vs Donkey
who was running for his life from
The Pack of Sabretooth Tigers vs Lord Farquaad's Soldiers
They both save the life of
A prehistoric and oh-so-cute baby vs Princess oh-so-cute Fiona
and they all live happily ever after.

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(Manfred to Diego clenched with Sid in his mouth.)
Manfred : Spit it out Diego, you don't know where its been.
Diego : *spit*
Sid : For a moment there I thought you were going to eat me.
Diego : I don't eat junk food.
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