The Parking Ticket Song

[Woman]
I've been having
A bad, bad day
C'mon, won't you
Put that pad away?
I'm asking you - please, no!
It isn't right, it isn't fair
There was no parking anywhere
I think that hydrant wasn't there
Why can't you let it go?
I think I've paid more than my share
I'm just a poor girl, don't you care?
Hey, I'm not wearing underwear...