Stop Senseless Stationary Abuse!

Life Lessons 4

Say UNCLE!

The SMS-es continued from here, before that here, and before that, here.

25th Aug : Hi,wish 2 meet u 2moro 4 dinner.7pm.ok?
27th Aug : Hi,been tryin 2 get u out,but hope this time u r free 2 let me pick u up 4 dinner 7pm 2nite or 2moro.pls reply if u can.ok?

How long before I crack?

Gotham Penthouse. Tales of DESPAIR in Singapore.

Gotham Penthouse

Stayed till almost 4am.

All I got to see were FLASHES of a g-string.

But hey, they _were_ buff.

For the hell of it, I yelled "Take it off, take it all off!"

Isn't that what you are supposed to do in a place like this?

I got chilly looks from the women around me.

Clap enthusiastically when the performers are done, damn it.

And woman, don't squint at me when I do.

Oh that is right.

I am in Singapore.

Gotham Penthouse could be fun. Really fun.

Wrong country though.

Life Lessons 3

Afterall, isn't this what we crave?

The SMS-es continued from here, before that, here.

24th Aug : Hi,Would u b free 2nite or sunday nite?dinner ok?

In a strange obtuse way, why do I not just say 'OK'?

I Wanna Go Home

If I had a throne.

This would be it.

Life Lessons 2

I was confused,
damnit.

The SMS-es continued from previous.

20th Aug : Where r u?wil u go with me 2 my friend condo party?
21st Aug : Hi,can i c u 2nite?we go dinner ok?7pm where 2 pick u up?


Sigh.

At least this time, there are no Ginzu knives involved.

Indecent Obsession

I was late to work today.

I blame Age of Empires. And I blame DS.

I just could not stop.

"One more turn, and I'll be done.", "One more turn.", "Last turn, I swear!".

I have been playing AoE for more than half a year, but I am still so addicted to it.

Another Milestone

My mind broke again today.

Delphinic Zoophile

Dice Karma

I have really bad dice karma.

One way to beat it is to buy new dice all the time.

Another way is to crush one of the offending dice in front of other misbehaving ones.

Its easier to just buy new ones and retire the old.

I like my new candy d20s.

Life Lessons

"I lost my friends around here,
can I have your number
in case I don't find them?"

"..Duh.. Yes."

How to Exit a Conversation

In other news, I'm getting stalked.

I was confused and gave my cell number out to someone who blindsighted me with a really strange line.

That's when the SMS-es started.

5th Aug : Hi,would u like 2 hav dinner 2moro or tue nite?
6th Aug : Hi,What time u free 2nite? We go dinner ok?
12th Aug : Hi,where r u?free next thur or fri?i pick u up 4 dinner ok?
14th Aug : Hi,can we hav dinner on thur or fri?
16th Aug : Can i c u 2nite?7pm,where 2 pick u up?
20th Aug : Good mornin,would u like 2 have dinner 2moro or thur?
we go east cast 4 dinner ok?
20th Aug : Where can i pick u up?we go east coast beach ok?
my friend n his gf organisin party in their condo, wil u go with me?
20th Aug : Ok 7pm thur east coast beach dinner.where can i pick u up?
u dont like party?heard their valentine party was fun.
didn't go bcos no gf.if u my gf,wil u go with me?

WHAT THE FUCK???

I have a few questions!
1. Do you want to strangle SMS-ers OVERUSING 2, u , 2moro etc?
2. What kind of 'party' are we talking about here?!!
3. 'bcos no gf'?? I'm scared!
4. 'if u my gf'?? What, what, what?

Why I Love My Car : Reason #2

I can watch Constantine!

How fun is that?

Ready entertainment, waiting to amuse!

Currently, I have the following discs inserted:

1. Constantine
2. Spongebob Square Pants!
3. Idiocracy
4. Random Depressing Music (iTunes shuffle ftw!)
5. Random 80s Music 1 - Mo's
6. Random 80s Music 2 - Mo's

Remember Tambora!

Second Life

...I am so tired
Of expectations I set
For you and for me...
- Haiku, or so I claim.

We need one.

I finally cracked and created an avatar a few minutes ago.

Another monthly subscription to add to my bills.

1. World of Warcraft
2. Final Fantasy 11
3. Dungeons and Dragons Online
4. Second Life <--- new! new! new!

Oh joy!

Learn Something, damn it.

...Our lives dictated by tradition,
superstition,
false religion...
-Innuendo, Queen.

h2g2 or Wikipedia?

Wiki - Ad hominem

h2g2 - Fallacies of Faulty Reasoning

h2g2 - Valid and Invalid Arguments

h2g2 - Logical Fallacies in Everyday Use

I am jaded.

Arthur woke up,
and instantly regretted it.

I apologise for my curtness.

I was sick of yours and perhaps my expectations of people who call me have raised somewhat.

Unless your civility to other people extends to me too, expect the same.

Miracle Cure!

Do you have a dry cough that just would not go away?

Are you kept up nights, coughing your lungs out?

Is that steaming cup of hot lemon tea not doing it for your constant dry hacking?

Well, THIS is the cure for you!

Robitussin Honey Cough Natural Cough Drops

Oral Anesthetic/Cough Suppressant/Menthol
Honey center
Made with all natural grade A wildflower honey
Temporarily relieves
occasional minor irritation, pain, sore mouth, and sore throat
cough associated with a cold or inhaled irritants

COUGH SUPPRESSANT!! With a honey center!

Box of Medication

This damn virus keeps mutating and then comes back to me!

I have been coughing so much, my back hurts.

Even after completing a course of antibiotics, I am still coughing like an old man. Every night I am kept awake coughing, coughing, coughing.

So I went back to the doctor to ask, or rather, beg for cough suppressants or something to knock me out at night so I can SLEEP.

In return, I was declared asthmatic and given a whole bag of pills / syrups / inhalants to kick this virus out of my system FOREVER!!!

*cross fingers*

In the Mood for Love

I just watched In the Mood for Love for the millionth time.

This masterpiece is timeless, and as always, never fails to bring tears to my eyes.

This (Part 1 and Part 2) was written in 2002, and now I still ache when I think about the show.

I'll watch it again.

My First Tattoo

...DON'T PANIC
The words are printed on the cover of the Guide,
(always capitalized),
"in large friendly letters".
..."Forty-two," said Deep Thought,
with infinite majesty and calm.
...Everything was ready,
everything was prepared.
He knew where his towel was.

After much debating, discussion and deep thought (hah!), I have decided that 42 is NOT something that I would want imprinted on my body forever.

I would love it though. But having to explain 42 all the time would get old, fast.

I needed something that can stand the test of time.

No, please, not a barcode. I might as well tattoo a VHS symbol on my forehead.

So what _will_ do?

On the 11th of August 2007, under the careful hands of Douglas (what ARE the odds??), I finally decided.

Pics to follow, oh yes indeed.

Don't Panic.

Seriously, don't.

Two Things Barely Keeping Me ALIVE.

Spike the Warforged Barbarian

Level 7!! Wheee!

Reuben!

Hey Reuben!!

Remember that squishy yellow raccoon you gave me for my birthday MANY years back?

It still peeks at me from the back seat of my car, and whenever I look at the rear view mirror, I see that damn cute thing peering and I'll say to myself, AWWW, I MISS REUBEN!!

How are you??!

*hug* *hug* *hug*
-joanne-