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Monday, April 10, 2006

Fast Food Evangelist


See that boy in black?

The one with the wild eyes to the left of the picture?

He's sitting next to me, in MacDonalds, leading a bible study group.

Just as I took that picture, he was telling off one of the group (poor girl) for forgetting her bible.

A minute before, he was telling them that god was a good and loving god.

They stop for a minute, scribble some notes on a piece of paper. And the kid with wild eyes continues, loudly about the covenant.

Now he is comparing the covenant with how with a married couple, everything belongs to the husband. As with the covenant with Moses.

Now he is talking about commitment. And how they are committed to spreading the word to everyone. "Indonesia lah..everywhere!" "If god is so committed, then we also must be committed."

I am not allowed to blow cigarette smoke in your face, you should not be allowed to sprout nonsense in my space.

Now the wild eyed kid is telling them that they need to bring 30 friends to their Friday meeting. 30! They MUST MUST MUST find 30 friends to invite, by hook or by crook.

"At the end of the day, if you recieve Jesus you go to heaven. If you don't, you go to hell!!" he proclaims, when someone says he can't find 30 friends!

I give up and engage him in a short conversation about his last comment.

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