"I lost my friends around here,
can I have your number
in case I don't find them?"
"..Duh.. Yes."
In other news, I'm getting stalked.
I was confused and gave my cell number out to someone who blindsighted me with a really strange line.
That's when the SMS-es started.
5th Aug : Hi,would u like 2 hav dinner 2moro or tue nite?
6th Aug : Hi,What time u free 2nite? We go dinner ok?
12th Aug : Hi,where r u?free next thur or fri?i pick u up 4 dinner ok?
14th Aug : Hi,can we hav dinner on thur or fri?
16th Aug : Can i c u 2nite?7pm,where 2 pick u up?
20th Aug : Good mornin,would u like 2 have dinner 2moro or thur?
we go east cast 4 dinner ok?
20th Aug : Where can i pick u up?we go east coast beach ok?
my friend n his gf organisin party in their condo, wil u go with me?
20th Aug : Ok 7pm thur east coast beach dinner.where can i pick u up?
u dont like party?heard their valentine party was fun.
didn't go bcos no gf.if u my gf,wil u go with me?
WHAT THE FUCK???
I have a few questions!
1. Do you want to strangle SMS-ers OVERUSING 2, u , 2moro etc?
2. What kind of 'party' are we talking about here?!!
3. 'bcos no gf'?? I'm scared!
4. 'if u my gf'?? What, what, what?
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