Major Victory

I think I am in LOVE.

Secret Identity:
Chris Watters
Disc Jockey
Age: 38
Super Powers:
Can levitate and is never knocked down; super-strength; can jump 375 feet straight up; can go 25 minutes without air; super-acute vision; can manipulate sound waves to create noises or throw his voice.
Vulnerability:
Deaf in left ear. Lactose intolerant.
Fighting for:
...the benefit of all mankind.
Catch Phrase:
"Be a winner, not a weiner!"
From Stan Lee's Supercomputer:
Major Victory loves to sing karaoke with other superheroes, and he practices yoga when he isn't fighting crime. He got his powers from an accidental explosion at a speaker-testing facility.

I am SO in LOVE.