(23 Nov 2007)3.5 stars.
1 star for Ray Winstone as Beowulf, whose superior genes spawned a golden dragon and for being his own best bard.
1 star for Robin Wright Penn, the Princess Bride, herself. Hail.
1 star for Neil Gaiman's screenplay. He's so hot right now. (The dialogue sucked, but hey, its Neil Gaiman, he can do no wrong.)
1/2 star for learning this important point : When fighting nude; candles, support beams, and other peoples' arms will conveniently shield your genitals.
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