Dear George Lucus,
CC Steven Spielberg
BCC Untainted viewers who have NOT watched the above.
RE: Revoking my loyalty.
Please understand that I can only defend you and your new films only _SO_ much.
Despite the fact you took away my innocence with Jar Jar, and even the fact that you made Yoda cute to appeal to the emerging girl market for Sci-Fi movies is fine. Snivelling Darth Vader. 'Nuff said.
I still remember the glory days of the only Trilogy of note. Yes. That Trilogy.
And for that, I forgave you for the blip in our lives we call, The Prequels.
BUT! The fact you allowed Spielberg to use that LAZY ending YET AGAIN, and let ALIENS be the butt of the whole fiasco.
Now, that's unforgivable.
ALIENS? ALIENS?
Aliens.
And enough chase scenes already. I understand how Disney Theme Rides are an important part of after-movie sales, but PLEASE.
NO MORE CHASE SCENES.
And in case you have totally forgotten how not to insult your viewers, here a hint.
Shia's char (I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HIS NAME!) IS Indy's son.
Yawn.
Everyone in the audience, except that Oompa Lumpa in the first row who is still conversing in monosyllabic words, saw that coming.
And oh, that gramdmother in the middle, snoring loudly.
Only those two.
The rest of us? Yes, we saw that coming.
Slap yourself upside on the head, dear George and then write to Spielberg, breaking all future ties with him.
No more.
For us all,
Your ex-loyal fan.
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