I'm coming home, I've done my time!

Flight's in one hour.

My suitcase is impossibly heavy (28kg)!!

Could it be:
1. The bottles of shower gel (170 baht each) I bought from Boots?
2. The stack of t-shirts (180 baht each) I grabbed from MBK?
3. The many mini-containers of mandarin orange segments (Dole @40 baht each) from the Central supermarket?
4. The many cans of mangosteen juice drinks (20 baht) from the same supermarket? Mangosteen juice! How can I say no?
5. The 2 packets of dried mangosteen snack (250 baht) from a random tid-bit shop?

Could be, could be indeed.

See you in 4 hours.