Three reasons why you fail as young parents.

"Anvirrrrrr, come back or police catch!"

1. Naming your son Anvir. Then pronouncing it Anvirrr.

2. You, I'm assuming is mother of devil spawn, screeching across the Immigration Hall, "Anvirrrr, come back or police catch!"

3. You, I'm assuming is father of devil spawn, but you'd never really know, would you? Promising "A whippel meal later at Burger King."

Shoot me now.